Welcome to Capybara's Party World!

Please submit any complaints about capybara-related head trauma to: 1-833-578-0158

Hello? Hello, hello?

This is the official website of Capybara's Party World, the family-friendly diner where the FDA approval is more complicated than Mangle's gender!

This website is also available in French

Cette site-web est aussi desponsible en Français

I don't know how you ended up here, but congratulations for finding the url!

Also, the links don't work. That's intentional. I do not have the time nor energy making seperate pages for everything.